letterstogamzee:
letterstokarkat:
letterstogamzee:
letterstokarkat:
MAKARA.
THAT’S IT.
YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED NEAR A KEYBOARD FOR AT LEAST A PEDIGREE. I SWEAR, YOU ARE SO FUCKING DENSE. WHICH IS FUNNY, BECAUSE YOU’RE ALSO HIGH ENOUGH THAT, IF WE WERE TO EMPTY YOUR ABSOLUTELY RETARDED SYLLADEX, YOU WOULD PROBABLY FLOAT RIGHT OFF THIS LUMP OF SHIT ASTEROID AND CONTINUE ON UNTIL YOU WERE SWALLOWED BY A PARTICULARLY STUPID HORRORTERROR. THE ONLY MIRACLE HERE IS HOW YOU’VE SURVIVED THIS LONG.
YOU
FUCK.
I’LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
KARKAT.
DeAr BeSt FrIeNd.
HaHaHaHa, YoU’Re AlL uP aNd RiGhT, bRoThEr.
I aM ReAlLy HiGh. :oD
LoVe, GaMzEe!
MAKARA.
YOU MAKE MY THINK PAN HURT EVERY TIME I SEE A NEW MESSAGE IN YOUR STUPID PURPLE TEXT.
BLUH.
JUST DON’T DO ANYTHING FUCKING STUPID, OKAY? GO EAT SOMETHING OTHER THAN YOUR SHITTY PIES, FOR ONCE.
KARKAT.
BeSt FrIeNd,
HaHa, AlRiGhT bRoThEr. :o) YoU sHoUlD aLl CoMe OvEr AnD mAkE cUpCaKeS wItH mE, bRo!
ThEy CaN bE sObEr If YoU wAnT!
LoVe, GaMzEe :o)
MAKARA.
….
ONLY BECAUSE I HAVE A FEELING THE CREEPY MUSCLEBEAST GUY MIGHT ACTUALLY OFFER ME SOME OF HIS DISGUSTING MILK, IF I REFUSE TO EAT MUCH LONGER.
NOT BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WANT SOMETHING AS FUCKING TRIVIAL AND STUPID AS YOUR CUPCAKES.
LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT YOU COULD EVEN BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE WORD SOBER, FUCKASS.
KARKAT.
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I APOLOGIZE FOR THE FUCKING LACK OF ANYTHING HERE.
CRABDAD HAS BEEN CLICKCLACKING HIS FUCKING CLAWS AT ME MORE THAN USUAL, WHICH IS SAYING A LOT, SINCE I APPEAR TO HAVE THE MOST OBNOXIOUS, ANNOYING LUSUS ON THIS HEAP OF SHIT FLYING OFF INTO OBLIVION. AND ONE OF THE LUSII ON HERE IS A FUCKING DEMIGOD SPAWNED FROM THE SOPER-LESS SLEEP OF A THOUSAND STUPID BULGESUCKERS, SO PUT THAT INTO PERSPECTIVE, IF YOUR PUNY THINKPANS CAN EVEN HANDLE THAT.
I’VE HARDLY BEEN ABLE TO HEAR MYSELF THINK HERE, LET ALONE WRITE REPLYS TO YOUR EVER GROWING PILE OF MORE AND MORE IDIOTIC QUESTIONS. WHERE DO YOU FUCKASSES COME UP WITH THESE THINGS? DO YOU JUST PULL THE FIRST FEW WORDS YOU CAN PULL OUT OF YOUR WASTECHUTE AND STRING THEM TOGETHER WITH BILE?
YOU ALL DISGUST ME.
YOUR GOD, KARKAT.
P.S. CAPTOR YOU QUADRANTSLUT, I SAW THAT TMI TUESDAY POST. IF ANYONE EVER SENDS ME ANY QUESTION THAT EVEN MOONLIGHTS ONCE A PEDIGREE AS A QUESTION THAT MIGHT BE CONSIDERED ‘TOO MUCH INFORMATION’, I WILL JUST GIVE IN AND SCREAM UNTIL MY HEAD EXPLODES.
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TO SOME INANE NAME THAT IS NOT EVEN A NAME IT’S RANDOM WORDS DESCRIBING WHAT YOU DO THAT’S LIKE IF MY NAME WAS LEADER NO ONE LISTENS TO WHO WORKS HARD FOR NO PROFIT.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
SERIOUSLY. WHAT, IN ALL THAT IS LIVING AND BREATHING IN THIS STUPID, DOOMED UNIVERSE, IS THIS. WHO SENDS A SWORD THROUGH THE MAIL. NO WONDER YOU DIDN’T SIGN YOUR NAME. YOU WOULD BE CULLED FOR PURE STUPIDITY AS SOON AS YOU REVEALED THAT INFORMATION.
MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT THE MAIL SYSTEM IS NOT HAVING TO STARE AT EVERYONE ELSE’S UGLY MUGS WHILE I RIP THEM TO SHREDS WITH THE PAINFUL TRUTH.
WHAT TRUTH IS THAT?
THE TRUTH THAT I’M THE ONLY ONE SANE LEFT ALIVE. ANYWHERE.
TOO BAD THIS IS SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T EXACTLY COMFORT ME. IT’S MY FUCKING CROSS TO BEAR AND IT’S TOO FUCKING HEAVY TO SEND THROUGH ANY TYPE OF MAIL.
FUCK.
KARKAT.
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DEAR STUPID ANNOYING HUMAN LUMP.
ALSO KNOWN AS EGBERT.
YOUR HUMAN WEBSITES ARE, ALTHOUGH INFINITLY LESS ADVANCED AND INTELLIGENT THAN ANYTHING OUR RACE WOULD DEEM USEFUL, AMUSING. AND BY AMUSING I MEAN PAINFULLY TRIVIAL AND LAUGHABLY STUPID. JUST LIKE WHAT PASSES FOR CINEMA ON YOUR SHITHOLE PLANET.
THE ONLY THING REMOTELY EXCITING ABOUT GETTING LETTERS IS THAT ONCE I ANSWER THEM WITH MY SUPERIOUR WISDOM, THEY DISAPPEAR. I WISH YOU WOULD DO THE SAME.
YOUR GOD.
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letterstoequius:
letterstokarkat:
MAKARA.
THAT’S IT.
YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED NEAR A KEYBOARD FOR AT LEAST A PEDIGREE. I SWEAR, YOU ARE SO FUCKING DENSE. WHICH IS FUNNY, BECAUSE YOU’RE ALSO HIGH ENOUGH THAT, IF WE WERE TO EMPTY YOUR ABSOLUTELY RETARDED SYLLADEX, YOU WOULD PROBABLY FLOAT RIGHT OFF THIS LUMP OF SHIT ASTEROID AND CONTINUE ON UNTIL YOU WERE SWALLOWED BY A PARTICULARLY STUPID HORRORTERROR. THE ONLY MIRACLE HERE IS HOW YOU’VE SURVIVED THIS LONG.
YOU
FUCK.
I’LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
KARKAT.
D—> Dear Karkat
D—> You sh001d be more patient with the Highb100d
D—> He is at least trying to participate in this activity
D—> Which is something he did not hoove to do
—!
D—> Have
D—> I meant have to do
D—> Anyway
D—> If he requires time to learn how to e%press thought through writing
D—> Give him that time
D—> With a towel in hand
D—> Equius Zahhak
ZAHHAK.
IF YOU EVER MENTION HOOVES AROUND ME AGAIN.
I WILL JUMP OFF THIS ASTEROID.
ALSO, HE DID HAVE TO.
WANT TO KNOW WHY?
THERE’S NOTHING BETTER TO DO IN THIS FUCKING PLACE.
UNLESS YOU COUNT DYING.
WHICH I DON’T.
DON’T KNOW WHAT YOUR FETISHES MAKE YOU COUNT.
IF YOU ACTUALLY ANSWER THIS WITH A REPLY, I WILL GO AND RIP UP ALL YOUR GROSS PICTURES. AND I DON’T WANT TO DO THAT.
I DON’T EVER WANT TO SEE THOSE AGAIN.
KARKAT.
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letterstogamzee:
letterstokarkat:
MAKARA.
THAT’S IT.
YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED NEAR A KEYBOARD FOR AT LEAST A PEDIGREE. I SWEAR, YOU ARE SO FUCKING DENSE. WHICH IS FUNNY, BECAUSE YOU’RE ALSO HIGH ENOUGH THAT, IF WE WERE TO EMPTY YOUR ABSOLUTELY RETARDED SYLLADEX, YOU WOULD PROBABLY FLOAT RIGHT OFF THIS LUMP OF SHIT ASTEROID AND CONTINUE ON UNTIL YOU WERE SWALLOWED BY A PARTICULARLY STUPID HORRORTERROR. THE ONLY MIRACLE HERE IS HOW YOU’VE SURVIVED THIS LONG.
YOU
FUCK.
I’LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
KARKAT.
DeAr BeSt FrIeNd.
HaHaHaHa, YoU’Re AlL uP aNd RiGhT, bRoThEr.
I aM ReAlLy HiGh. :oD
LoVe, GaMzEe!
MAKARA.
YOU MAKE MY THINK PAN HURT EVERY TIME I SEE A NEW MESSAGE IN YOUR STUPID PURPLE TEXT.
BLUH.
JUST DON’T DO ANYTHING FUCKING STUPID, OKAY? GO EAT SOMETHING OTHER THAN YOUR SHITTY PIES, FOR ONCE.
KARKAT.
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letterstoequius:
letterstokarkat:
ZAHHAK.
THIS IS YOUR LEADER SPEAKING.
YES, YOUR FUCKING LEADER, WHO YOU SHOULD OBEY AT ALL COSTS. THAT IS THE FUCKING DEFINITION OF BEING THE LEADER.
AS THE LEADER, I COMMAND YOU TO SHUT THAT GAPING HOLE IN THE SIDE OF YOUR UGLY HEAD, AND TIE YOUR SWEATY HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK SO THAT YOU CAN NEVER WRITE TO ME OR CONTACT ME IN ANY WAY AGAIN. AND THEN
FUCK. THIS IS SOUNDING LIKE ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FANTASIES, ISN’T IT. HEAR THAT SOUND, ZAHHEK? HEAR THAT LOW ROAR? THAT IS ME. SCREAMING. AND TRYING TO CLAW MY OWN EYES OUT.
I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY ABOUT THIS.
YOUR SOON-TO-BE-SELF-CULLED LEADER KARKAT.
DEAR. MISTER. VANTAS.
THIS. IS. A. ROBOT. TYPING. TO. YOU.
MASTER. EQUIUS. HAS. FOLLOWED. YOUR. COMMAND.
AND. IS. CURRENTLY. BOUND. AT. THE. WRISTS.
HE. AWAITS. FURTHER. COMMAND.
SINCERELY.
E.BOT.
FUCK.
YOU.
I’M GOING TO GO RIP OUT MY OWN FUCKING EYES NOW.
AND POUR ACID IN THE HOLES.
FUCK.
YOU.
YOUR DEAD LEADER KARKAT.
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ZAHHAK.
THIS IS YOUR LEADER SPEAKING.
YES, YOUR FUCKING LEADER, WHO YOU SHOULD OBEY AT ALL COSTS. THAT IS THE FUCKING DEFINITION OF BEING THE LEADER.
AS THE LEADER, I COMMAND YOU TO SHUT THAT GAPING HOLE IN THE SIDE OF YOUR UGLY HEAD, AND TIE YOUR SWEATY HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK SO THAT YOU CAN NEVER WRITE TO ME OR CONTACT ME IN ANY WAY AGAIN. AND THEN
FUCK. THIS IS SOUNDING LIKE ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FANTASIES, ISN’T IT. HEAR THAT SOUND, ZAHHEK? HEAR THAT LOW ROAR? THAT IS ME. SCREAMING. AND TRYING TO CLAW MY OWN EYES OUT.
I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY ABOUT THIS.
YOUR SOON-TO-BE-SELF-CULLED LEADER KARKAT.
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MAKARA.
THAT’S IT.
YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED NEAR A KEYBOARD FOR AT LEAST A PEDIGREE. I SWEAR, YOU ARE SO FUCKING DENSE. WHICH IS FUNNY, BECAUSE YOU’RE ALSO HIGH ENOUGH THAT, IF WE WERE TO EMPTY YOUR ABSOLUTELY RETARDED SYLLADEX, YOU WOULD PROBABLY FLOAT RIGHT OFF THIS LUMP OF SHIT ASTEROID AND CONTINUE ON UNTIL YOU WERE SWALLOWED BY A PARTICULARLY STUPID HORRORTERROR. THE ONLY MIRACLE HERE IS HOW YOU’VE SURVIVED THIS LONG.
YOU
FUCK.
I’LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
KARKAT.
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